Oh God .. Wise Heavenly Father .. I thank you mightily for having me born to Dad that was wise enough – upon learning he had a baby daughter – to structure his career so that he would be working as VP of Public Relations for the company [Esmark .. the company run by Don E Kelly .. not the one that has the name now which makes steel .. cause - OUCH .. but we will get to that in a moment] .. that owned Playtex during the epoch of the Toxic Shock Syndrome hysteria of the early 1980s.
One day when I was about 13?? .. to my HORROR!!!! .. he came home from work and screamed at me .. “For Fuck’s Sake [Willow's Real Name]!!! I hope to CHRIST you change your tampons often!! DO NOT WEAR THE SAME ONE FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS AT A TIME! I am dealing with women who wear these goddamned things for days! DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN KILL YOU??? Do you wash your hands before you change them?? [That almost shocked me out of my horror and made me laugh because I have OCD .. so .. uh .. ya. I wash my hands!] Do you remove them before you pee? Do other bathroom activities? And just because I said three hours doesn’t mean you can’t change them more often!”
To this day .. almost 30 years to the day of that embarrassing conversation .. I pay attention to the clock and have only had ONE lost tampon incident. And it really wasn’t lost .. I knew where it was .. I just forgot it was there for .. HORRORS!! about 18 hours!! I was TOTALLY convinced I was gonna die of TSS!!!
Love ya Daddy! I know you were just trying to save my life but you have no idea how happy I am that that was the first, last and only conversation we ever had about my ya ya and tampons!!
Great Vid Miss Anne! Thank you for finding great stuff!
P.S. Chlorine-free ladies, chlorine-free, because if you swim in a pool, what should you do? Wash thoroughly afterwards! So why the hell would you want to walk around with a pool in your poon?
Oh God .. Wise Heavenly Father .. I thank you mightily for having me born to Dad that was wise enough – upon learning he had a baby daughter – to structure his career so that he would be working as VP of Public Relations for the company [Esmark .. the company run by Don E Kelly .. not the one that has the name now which makes steel .. cause - OUCH .. but we will get to that in a moment] .. that owned Playtex during the epoch of the Toxic Shock Syndrome hysteria of the early 1980s.
One day when I was about 13?? .. to my HORROR!!!! .. he came home from work and screamed at me .. “For Fuck’s Sake [Willow's Real Name]!!! I hope to CHRIST you change your tampons often!! DO NOT WEAR THE SAME ONE FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS AT A TIME! I am dealing with women who wear these goddamned things for days! DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN KILL YOU??? Do you wash your hands before you change them?? [That almost shocked me out of my horror and made me laugh because I have OCD .. so .. uh .. ya. I wash my hands!] Do you remove them before you pee? Do other bathroom activities? And just because I said three hours doesn’t mean you can’t change them more often!”
To this day .. almost 30 years to the day of that embarrassing conversation .. I pay attention to the clock and have only had ONE lost tampon incident. And it really wasn’t lost .. I knew where it was .. I just forgot it was there for .. HORRORS!! about 18 hours!! I was TOTALLY convinced I was gonna die of TSS!!!
Love ya Daddy! I know you were just trying to save my life but you have no idea how happy I am that that was the first, last and only conversation we ever had about my ya ya and tampons!!
Great Vid Miss Anne! Thank you for finding great stuff!
Ah ha ha ha!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
P.S. Chlorine-free ladies, chlorine-free, because if you swim in a pool, what should you do? Wash thoroughly afterwards! So why the hell would you want to walk around with a pool in your poon?